这俩段翻译成英语，别出语法错误就好

这次金融危机你们犯了一个简单的错误。但问题的关键是你们并没有在真正意义上去认识并改变错误。所以，就算是危机过去了，同样的问题下次还会发生。

This financial crisis you have made a simple mistake. But the question key is you have not known and changes the mistake in the real sense. Therefore, even if were the crisis has passed, the similar question will occur next time also.

我有办法可以在短时间内给市场信心，恢复股市，可以让美圆升值；创造更多新的就业岗位，有办法让失业率降至0%，并且让人们的生活条件过得比现在好；有办法给美国提供更多的市场和新的经济来源，在短时间遏止衰退的同时创造经济的高速增长。

I have the means to be possible to give the market confidence in a short time, restores the stock market, may let US dollar revaluation; The creation are more new employment post, has the means to let the unemployment rate drop to 0%, and lets people's living condition cross is better than the present; Some means provide more markets and the new source of income to the US, while the short time suppresses the decline to create the economical the fast growth.

这次金融危机你们犯了一个简单的错误。但问题的关键是你们并没有在真正意义上去认识并改变错误。所以，就算是危机过去了，同样的问题下次还会发生。

我有办法可以在短时间内给市场信心，恢复股市，可以让美圆升值；创造更多新的就业岗位，有办法让失业率降至0%，并且让人们的生活条件过得比现在好；有办法给美国提供更多的市场和新的经济来源，在短时间遏止衰退的同时创造经济的高速增长。

This financial crisis you have made a simple mistake. But the question key is you have not known and changes the mistake in the real sense. Therefore, even if were the crisis has passed, the similar question will occur next time also. I have the means to be possible to give the market confidence in a short time, restores the stock market, may let US dollar revaluation; The creation are more new employment post, has the means to let the unemployment rate drop to 0%, and lets people's living condition cross is better than the present; Some means provide more markets and the new source of income to the US, while the short time suppresses the decline to create the economical the fast growth.

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最简单的英语翻译！一定要对呀！哥哥姐姐们！

这次聚会，我感到十分尴尬，没想到聚会上的人我都不认识！

I felt very embarrassed at the party because I hadn't expected that I knew no one there!

虽然是这样，这也难怪，我年龄最小，难免会有一些害羞！

Despite that, it's a natural thing. After all, I was the youngest and inevitably a little bit shy!

不过开心是最重要的！你说呢？

But it's the most important to be happy! What do you think?

我希望下次聚会可以好一点。可以更好的与别人交流！

I hope I can do better at the next party and communicate better with others!

【200分汉译英】破解“摸狗一下，它必抖落”之迷

不知道大家都有养狗的经历没有，应该知道这句话吧：“摸狗一下，它必抖落”。

I don't know if you have the experience of raising a dog,if you have,you must know these words,"a dog should shake,if it is touched".

这个是狗本身比较特殊的东西，偶尔我用手去抚摩爱狗毛毛之后，它也要做这样的动作，非再抖动下身上下，我经过多次这样，觉得这个问题很有趣味。

This is a special phenomenon of a dog,I will touch my Maomao occasionally,and it will do shch an act,and shake to a certainty.I have found this phenomenon for several times,and feel very funny.

有两点原因，一是它认为我们人的手比较脏，不干净，从本质上说，它喜欢被人去摸摸它，因为它喜欢撒娇。但它又顾及人的手是否很脏呢，所以当人摸完后，它都要去在甩下自己的身子，把皮毛上的脏的东西弄下去。

I think there are two reasons,first,it thinks human beings' hands are dirty,and not clean.It likes being touched in nature,because it likes showing off its delicacy,but it is afraid that human beings' hands are dirty,so afer it is touched,it will shake its body to shake off those dirt on its fur.

第二个原因也很特别，它觉得自己的毛被弄乱了，因为人通常抚摩狗的毛是按顺毛摸的，但狗并不这样认为，它就认为毛被弄乱了，才再次抖下，使自己的毛顺留过来。

The second reason is very special,it feels that its fur is tumbled,because we usually touch a dog in the same directiom of its fur,but it does not think so,and feels that its fur is tumbled,so it will shake again to make its fur tidy.

如果我推理的没错的话，只有这两个原因了，这就是“摸狗一下，它必抖落”之迷。

If my ratiocination is right,these are the only two reasons,and these are the riddle of "a dog should shake,if it is touched"