三分钟英语幽默小故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor **iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话

上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you

know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著

性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的

一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是

A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟

能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his clas**ates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

Jim’s History Examination

Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him

things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的历史考试

舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？

母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个

可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

Magic change

神奇变化

Gaga is a little duck. He is **all, dirty and ugly. His friends don’t like to play with him.

One day, Gaga walked behind his friends quietly(静悄悄地).But his friends did not want him. Gaga was very sad and ran to the river and cried loudly(大声地)。

Just then, a big beautiful bird heard(听见)him crying and flew down(飞下来，落下来). She said, “Please don’t cry. Tell me, what do you want? I can help you.”

Gaga told the truth(真相). The beautiful bird said, “OK, I can help you to become a good-looking duck.” Then she took out a blanket and put it on the duck’s body. She said something which the little duck didn’t understand. Then she took away the blanket. There stood (站立)a good-looking duck.

Gaga was very happy. He thanked the big bird and quickly went to play with his friends

一个幽默的英语小故事100字左右

『壹』 跪求80~100字的英语小幽默故事，带翻译！

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢？

Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” 好孩子 “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？“她是个卖糖果的。”

Hospitality 好客

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied theboy.

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。 母老鼠向着猫叫道："汪，汪，汪"，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。 母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说："现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。"

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

『贰』 求一篇有趣的英语小故事（100到150字左右）

There was a man who had seven sons, but he had no daughter, greatly though he longed for one. At last his wife told him that they could again expect a child and, sure enough, when it was born it was a baby girl. There was great rejoicing, but the child was weak and puny, so weak that it had to be christened at once. The father told one of the boys to go quickly to the spring and fetch christening water; the other six ran along with him, and because each of them wanted to be the first to dip the jug into the well, it fell in and sank. So there they stood and didn‘t know what to do, and none of them dared go home. When they didn‘t e back their father got impatient and said:“ I‘ll wager they‘ve been playing some game again and fotten all about it, the godless brats.“ He was afraid the little girl would have to die unbaptized, and in his rage he cried out:“ I wish those boys would all turn into ravens.“ He‘d scarcely spoken the words when he heard a whirring of wings in the air overhead, looked up and saw seven coal-black ravens flying away.

有个人，他有七个儿子，他很希望有个女儿，可是怎么盼也没有。好不容易，妻子又怀孕了。生下来一看，果然是个女孩。他们非常高兴。但是孩子太小，又非常虚弱，非得马上急救洗礼不可。父亲打发一个男孩立即到井台去打洗礼水，其余六个也跟着去了。在井台旁，他们都争着先打水，结果罐子掉进井里，沉了下去。他们不知道该怎么办才好，都真楞楞地站在那儿，谁也不敢回家了。父亲在家里等得不耐烦了，就说：“我敢说这些无法无天的孩子一定是贪玩，把打水的事给忘了。”他担心女孩子不经洗礼会死，就生气地大声喊起来：“淘气鬼，都变成乌鸦才好呢！”这话刚出口，就听到头顶有“吧哒吧哒”鸟儿拍打翅膀的声音。他抬头一看，只见空中有七只漆黑漆黑的乌鸦飞过去了。

『叁』 英语幽默小故事50字左右（带翻译）

Q: Why won’t the elephant use the puter?

为什么大象不玩电脑？

A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

他害怕老鼠！

鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。

mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人

2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."

"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to *** oke in the next few days." The doctor said.

一位很焦急的病人走到医生办公室寻求帮助。

“医生，我不知道该怎么办。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。”

“哦，不用担心。你一定要牢记未来几天不要吸烟就行了。”医生说。

3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.

He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.

他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."

医生说:"我怕他已经死了."

听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."

妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

And God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"

And God says: "a second",

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"

And God says "In a second".

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.

他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"

上帝回答:"一便士."

男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"

上帝说:"一秒钟."

最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"

上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

『肆』 100字英语小故事

是个短的幽默小故事，很简单的那种哦～～

Look at the sky

One day , Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school .

Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high . He kept looking at the sky . It lasted o minutes .

A woman passed by . she saw Charley looking at the sky . and she stooped and also looked at the sky .

The sky was blue . There were some white clouds . Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit . The woman also went on looking at the sky .

Mary passers-by stopped . They looked at the sky , too .

After a while , charley lowered his head . He laughed and asked . “what are you looking for in the sky ?”

The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?”

“I didn’t look at the sky .” Charley pointed to his nose .” My nose was bleeding .”

看天空

查理在路上把头抬得高高的，路上的人以为天上有什么好看的，一个接一个的停了下来，抬头望着天，可是，查理抬头看天是因为他的鼻子出血了，那么其他人呢？ （这不是翻译哦，只是概要。。。故事你应该看的懂的）

『伍』 英语小故事100词左右

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

【译文】

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

『陆』 我需要一个英语小故事带翻译的100字左右。

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

『柒』 求一篇100字左右的英语小故事

1、“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you enty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

2、The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

第二个有点多，选第一个吧，短小精炼。

望采纳(⊙o⊙)

『捌』 幽默英语小故事100词

My wife has always been impressed by my ability to identify bird species solely by its song. To help her learn a little bit about birds, I bought a novelty kitchen clock that sounds a different bird call for each hour. We were relaxing in our yard when a cardinal started singing. “What's that?” I challenged. She listened closely. “It's three o'clock.”

我太太对于我光听鸟的叫声就能说出是哪一种鸟的本领非常佩服。为了帮助她学习有关鸟的知识，我买了一台小巧玲珑的厨房钟。它每个小时能发出不同的鸟叫声。我们正在院子里休息的时候，一只红雀开始唱歌。我考考我太太：“那是什么鸟？”她仔细听了一会儿说：“那是三点钟。”

英语幽默小故事中英文对照

Plagiari**

A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.

"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.

My friend amiled and show him the paper. Circled in red was: "Also see article on communi**."

抄 袭

我有个朋友在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史，他说有一次他发现了一篇抄袭的学期论文。他把那个学生叫到了办公室。“这不是你写的，”他说，“有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来。”

“你没有证据。”那学生气急败坏地说。

我朋友笑了，他把论文拿给他看。用红笔圈出来的是：“也可参阅共产主义一文。”

Virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun **iling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

美 德

获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”

Difference

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

区 别

“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”

求英语幽默故事

Three Little Pigs 三只小猪

Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈

their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东

Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他

Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是

Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈

works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。

to do the housework.

Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得

your own houses. 为自己盖间房。

Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。

Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。

Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。

Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可

for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。

Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？

Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。

Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。

Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不

And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。

Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。

What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？

Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。

Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。

Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。

……

Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打

a nap. 个盹吧。

Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房

is strong. 很坚固。

Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！

Doors!

Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。

Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶

aren’t strong. 都不牢固。

Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东

Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。

to Long-Long’s house.

Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命!

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。

Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了，

is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。

Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的

My house is strong. 房子很坚固。

Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们

Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打

the door! 开。

Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。

你这只恶狼。

Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。

blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。

is very strong.

Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！

Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。

Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。

Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。

Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。

wolf is dead

Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东

Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。

They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。

这个短剧场景可以自己按情况更改，人可多可少，最好幽默一点的同学表演。

Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）

众士兵排列整齐的上。

M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)

Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Di**iss!(解散)

（在宿舍里）

Ss: Cheer!(干杯)

（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）

M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give

him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)

M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

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Three Little Pigs 三只小猪

Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈

their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东

Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他

Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是

Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈

works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。

to do the housework.

Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得

your own houses. 为自己盖间房。

Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。

Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。

Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。

Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可

for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。

Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？

Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。

Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。

Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不

And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。

Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。

What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？

Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。

Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。

Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。

……

Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打

a nap. 个盹吧。

Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房

is strong. 很坚固。

Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！

Doors!

Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。

Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶

aren’t strong. 都不牢固。

Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东

Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。

to Long-Long’s house.

Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命!

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。

Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了，

is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。

Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的

My house is strong. 房子很坚固。

Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们

Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打

the door! 开。

Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。

你这只恶狼。

Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。

blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。

is very strong.

Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！

Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。

Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。

Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。

Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。

wolf is dead

Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东

Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。

They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。

这个短剧场景可以自己按情况更改，人可多可少，最好幽默一点的同学表演。

Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）

众士兵排列整齐的上。

M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)

Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Di**iss!(解散)

（在宿舍里）

Ss: Cheer!(干杯)

（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）

M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give

him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)

M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

有一天，一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来。

A. Monitor! Monitor!

M: What's the matter with you?

A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.

M: What shall we do?

B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first

one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in

the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"

M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What

shall we do?

B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at

any time.

Ss: Good!

各种场合：

睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

A: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

B: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

跑步：C:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

C: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

.....

Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.

A:(慌慌张张的) N is coming. N is coming.

(众士兵立正)

N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!

Sam 在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。

N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 21 . sir.

N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you?

Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.

N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!!

Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!

Ss: My god!!!

众士兵失望的下场了。

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英语小故事分享：

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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